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wlwellbutrin:

wlwellbutrin:

one of my friends who never uses facebook just logged in to post “currently going beastmode on the fool who pilfered my lint roller”

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straightboyfriend:

iam a dumb ass & an idiot & the sexiest person in target

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harpygf:

every time i write out a sad post and then delete it my power increases by 2 but my health bar decreases by 3

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3rdfloorwestside:

lesbwian:

tbh when Jameela Jamil was calling these celebrities the fuck out and she said “How much money do you need? Really how much money do you need? How much money do any of these huge influencers who are worth millions or billions sometimes… How much more?” i felt that in my bones

When she called the Kardashians “double agents for the patriachry” for profiting off a patriarchal narrative and selling women self consciousness, I felt that on a spiritual level.

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mexisco:

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As always, here are my personal favourite red carpet looks from the 2019 Golden Globe Awards (Kiki Layne, Constance Wu, Sandra Oh, Danai Gurira, Laura Harrier, Gemma Chan, Thandie Newton, Janelle Monae).

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eddythebearcat:

oreoprince:

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this has got to be THE funniest sentence ive seen all day im gonna cry

Me getting my name called to get my order at Starbucks

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lesbianspacepilot:

nothing sexier than a girl whos just a little out of it. asked the girl serving me at mcdonald’s 2day where the straws are and she said “straws? why would we have hay here” really sexy of her 

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swainlake:

mythology edits // hebe
goddess of youth & cupbearer to the gods

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subtle:

your intelligence means fucking nothing if youre devoid of empathy

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captainpoe:

We saved our honeymoon!

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eclogues:

if we all marry and divorce jeff bezo we can singlehandedly distribute all of his wealth

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